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Oh, eye dee eye dee eye dee eye dee eye dee eye dee eye!
Oh, eye dee eye dee eye dee eye dee eye dee eye dee eye!
°Â·¡â€™R·¡ CAMP-ING VIR-TUAL-LY,
AND STILL °Â·¡â€™R·¡ HAV-IN’ FUN:
°Â·¡â€™R·¡ MEET-IN’, GREET-IN’ O-VER ZOOM,
OUR WORK-SHOPS WE HAVE DONE.
ALL ³¢°¿°ä°â€™D DOWN IN OUR HOMES,
CAMP BRINGS US THINGS TO DO;
AND BEST OF ALL WE RE-CON-NECT
WITH SCRIPPS & ME & YOU!
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FIRST WEEK WE MET FOR TEA,
THIS CHANCE WE HAPP-‘LY NAB;
~ WAND-‘RING CAM-PUS VIR-TUAL-LY
IN ZOOM ROOMS WE DID GAB.
THEN JAC-QUE LED YO-GA;
WE ³§°Õ¸é·¡°Õ°ä±á’D FROM HEAD TO TOES;
‘T°Â´¡³§ RE-LAX-ING AND LIGHT-HEART-ED
FROM FIRST TO END-ING POSE!
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WE ³¢·¡´¡¸é±·â€™D THE MAN-Y WAYS
A-LUMS CAN VOL-UN-TEER,
FROM IN-TERN-SHIPS ~ FOR STU-DENTS,
TO PLAN-NING CAMP SO DEAR.
WITH ²Ñ´¡¸é³Û’S HELP, WE CHILLED:
OUR GRIPES WENT UP IN SMOKE;
NEXT TIME °Â·¡â€™L³¢ USE A VIR-TUAL FLAME
FOR SAFE-°Õ³Û—O-°·¡³Û DOKE!
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WE °Õ´¡³¢°â€™D A-BOUT OUR PLANTS
AND GROW-ING OUR OWN FOOD.
~ GAR-DEN-ING, WE ALL A-GREE,
LIFTS OUR PAN-DEM-IC MOOD.
THE HIS-T’RY OF BUR-LESQUE
WITH VID-E-OS WE SAW;
WE SWISHED AND SWAY’D WITH SEX-Y MOVES,
BUT NEV-ER IN THE RAW!
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WE HAD A SU-PER TEA
AT WHICH WE °Õ´¡³¢°â€™D FOR HOURS.
SOME FOLKS WORE CAPES OR O-THER JAPES
TO SHOW THEIR SU-PER ±Ê°¿°Â’R³§.
IN-VIS-I-BLE OR FLY?
OR MIX-TURE OF THE TWO?
WISH WE COULD DO BOTH MAG-IC-LY
AND SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOU!
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WITH SHA-KERS, ICE & BOOZE,
WE HONED OUR COCK-TAIL SKILLS;
A TWIST OF BIT-TERS, SCOTCH & GIN
AND O-THER SUCH DIS-TILLS.
WE HAD FUN WITH COL-LAGE,
±õ°Õ’S ART & THER-A-PY;
WITH RA-CHEL’S PROMPTS WE CUT & PASTE
TO SEE WHAT WE COULD SEE!
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HUR-RAH FOR SUFF-RA-GETTES:
THEIR VIC-TOR–Y WE HAIL;
UP-LIFT-ING SIS-TERS OF CO-LOR
WHO ALSO BLAZED THE TRAIL.
AND YES, THE TIME IS NOW
TO DO WHAT WE MUST DO:
SUIT UP, SHOW UP, AND GET ±õ±·-³Õ°¿³¢³Õ’D,
AND ALL YOUR COUR–AGE, SCREW!
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NOW TWEN-TY TWEN-TY CAMP
IS COM-IN’ TO AN END;
THE HEART-FELT TALKS IN BREAK-OUT ROOMS,
AND TIME WITH DEAR-EST FRIENDS.
BUT °Â·¡â€™L³¢ BE BACK NEXT YEAR;
OF CAMP °Â·¡â€™L³¢ NEV-ER TIRE:
WHERE EV-‘RY-THING IS POS-SI-BLE,
AND NOTH-ING IS RE-QUIRED!
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Many thanks to the Dittiots who crafted the verses this year: Veronica Morganhart, Robin Stroll, Mary Conroy Coman, Ellie David, Elizabeth Cundiff, Marilyn Hornor, Mandy MacCalla, Connie Minnett, Kristin Douty, Tempe Javitz, CeCe Paradowski, Ellen Rissman Wong and Kymberli Colbourne!